little something to keep you bizz
Come in READ or
Coffee, tea, or me?
Well I said I like to talk!
That is if I
could spell better!
That is if I had a better vocabulary!
That is if I had the time between God, Family, Hunting, Fishing, Sleeping, and the Web I just don't have the time
That is if you would even want to talk to me?
me tell you a story so you don't get too bored.
O MY . . . COYOTES.
One day I was over the in-laws house when
some of their relatives came over. They asked if I would go get
the boys for them they were fishing on the Mississippi River and
it had gotten dark. Well of couse, I said yes. Some of the younger
kids went with me. Well here in AR we like to play jokes on
each other just for the fun of it and I had a good one. I ask the
kids if they would help. Needless to say they couldn't wait so
off we went. The first thing I asked them to do was to stay back
just in case the boys had a gun with them after all most of us
do. I went to where the boys were
but stayed just inside the bush line and out of sight. Then we started to work.Then all
at once you could here a lot of coyotes howling in the background.
They were getting closer and closer. The boys on the bank were
all standing about now. Then it got quite for a while. All at
once the bushes were moving, it looked like there were coyotes
all around growling and howling everywhere. The boys looked like
they had came unglued. Two of them where in the water yelling and
screaming what are we going to do. One was holding a shovel while
still on the bank he looked like he was going to fight it out
with them. The other boy that was standing by the water edge said
that he could not swim but was going to if they came out. The
other one was yelling to his brother come on lets get out of
here. The kids all started to laugh by now so, I stepped out. At
first the boys looked happy to see me until I started laughing
to. It was a sight to see I could not believe it myself. The
boys could have beat me up if they could have stopped shaking
long enough. This was one of the best yet. Now that we're all at
the house now and the shaking has barely stop do you know where I can get a
new car this one is all shook up.
This happened over 25 yrs ago and were still lafhing.
O here is one you can do for your self.
One morning I was awaken by a friend. He said
get your gun and come outside. So I did, when I got out there he
pointed up into a tree, There was a leopard up there. He was saying
shoot it, shoot it. Well, I all most did but I thought to my self
that there wern't any leopards here. I was that close to having
the joke of a life time played on me. He had put his wife's coat up in the tree. Do you have a coat like this one you could pull off a good joke on some one to.
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